so i had a dream that i was running away from a man who was trying to kill me
i started in mexico
and ended up in rome
mamalynda (mother in law) was with me
she and i escaped this killer by climbing onto the roof of the cathedral
museum and running on top of the buildings

you know that james bond movie
where the bad guy is this giant guy with metal teeth
and he gets stuck in space with a freckly redhead in braids
well, that's what this guy looked like

mamalynda and i were running and she kept saying
do we have to keep running so much
i can't see him anywhere
so i would turn around only to see him emerging from around the corner
yes we have to keep going
so we would run some more

we were running through a park now
among families at picnics and in hanging out in swimming pools doing family things
the park ended and we were in the city now
i knew we could lose the guy here

i saw an S & M bar and ran in with mamalynda
we decided to split up
i jumped into a cubbyhole made for slaves/servants
it was like a large bus station locker
the slaves would be put in there by their masters and if someone knocked on the door
the slave would have to respond
whooo whoooo
mamalynda went to the back of the bar where there was a death metal band playing

at some point the guy had fallen off one of the roofs
he was still chasing us but much slower
he was limping

he came into the s&m bar and didn't find us right away
i could see him through the breathing holes of the cubby i was in
i saw him leave to continue searching for us in the city
i waited a while chanting whooo whooo as need be
then i came out of the cubbyhole and found and mamalynda in the back of the bar
she was disguised as a goth girl
with a straight long black haired wig and black lipstick and a black gown

we left the bar
and we got on a sightseeing bus
i was a little calmer now and was breathing a little easier
i looked around me drinking in all the people in the bus
and then i noticed
the guy was in the back of the bus looking at us
the expression on his face was as clear as a single note
he was in love with me
he was no longer trying to kill me
i was no longer in danger
but he stayed where he was
that's when i realized that he wanted to keep chasing me

mamalynda and i jumped off the bus again and kept running
and the guy kept chasing